Darling, You'll Be Okay

certifiableasshole:

One’s response to “that was kinda racist dude” should be “ok, please explain why and how can I avoid that way of thinking in the future” not “hOW IS THAT RACIST OMG???”

excuse you Tywhore, but you’re wrong

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sexydemonhunter:

College: *hands me my degree*

College: It’s a metaphor. That’ll be $50,000 in student loans please.

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neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

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blackened-by-sadness:

panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

this👌
A girl and her bed on Sundays are an endless love affair. note to self (via lobstersandlilly) 115,048 notes

intensional:

the thing about math is even if you understand it you actually don’t understand it

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imgfave:

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Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off. Richard Pryor (via bl-ossomed) 526,569 notes